I must say it is better than sex to open ones email and
find out that 5 people have sent you the "I sent you this
attachment so you can give me your advice" email. See, with
Yahoo email, you only have 6MB of space to begin with, and
getting five of these emails takes up about 2.0 MB. So its
not the potentially destructive virus that annoys me, its
just a pain the ass. Sheesh, if you don't like my column,
send me the standard wrestling fan email calling me a "fag"
I honestly thought this week I was not going to do the "Cut
and paste the idiotic drivel much to the delight of my 6.3
million readers" column. But alas, not to be.
Ok, so we all know the story of Steve Corino getting into
a physical altercation with a fan at this weekends ECCW
show. But in the interest of fairness,lets give the young
man a chance to give his side of the story:
First off I'd like to say FUCK YOU, your employees, your
biggot racist wrestlers and Steve "the bitch" Corino.
*Of course, starting off with the "FUCK OFF"line just adds
credibility to his story.
Well Im gunna make my story known. Me and some homies went
to your B'ham show and we were expectin a fun time messin
wit wrestlers and seein our juggalo homie "Al Gore" well
we did without altercation except when Michelle Star spit
on me and my friends so we spit back which got one homie
* Does anyone outside of this guys peer group anymore even
use the word "Homie" in a non mocking tone anymore?
And during the show my 9 year old brother went up and talked
to Juggernaut and as he was leaving the table Juggernaut
said "whats wrong with that lil black kid in the ICP shirt?"
*Well, if the kids black, whats the problem?
which was heard by an eye witness and as we were leaving
after Corino's match my homie said something dumb to Steve
Corino and Steve said sumppin to the likes of "what bitch
ass?" and my homie said lick my balls.
*And Corino gets upset over a little thing like that? I
mean, everyone is open to some personal abuse right?
Well aren't wrestlers supposed to take verbal abuse?
*No,wrestlers are supposed to show up in a timely fashion,
work, and get paid. Yes, everyone who performs publically,
whether it be wrestlers, comics,or singers, get used to
heckling. "Lick my balls" is out and out disrespect, not
good natured ribbing.
well steve gets up confronts my homie and slaps his face
like the bitch steve is.
*No, it sounds like the other guy was slapped like a bitch.
(which is assult on a minor) and i go up like "why'd you
hit my friend?" and he flips out and attacks my ass so we
fight and when it was done they broke it up and michelle
star grbbed me by the face eeven after i was like "im leaving
peacefully" and pushed and slapped me than fat ass juggernaut
starts screamin how hes gunna beat my ass and sayin racist
biggot shit to my 9 year old bro just cause hes black and
stickin up for me. So im just letting you know that im taking
legal action on your company and yes we have video and pics
to back our story. I will see you bitch asses in court.
*Regarding Starr: As the event promoter, the safety of fans
and workers is considered his responsibility. He's made
a considerable monetary investment in having Corino there,
so he was protecting that. And by dragging your behind out
of there, he may have saved you from further harm, think
about it. Now, the majority of wrestling fans come out,
have a good time, don't cause trouble, and go home. But
there's always a few who have to become part of the show,
and when they do, they have to be be made an example of.
Do those fans behave at other sporting events like this?
How about in a restaurant? Or theatre? So what the hell
makes it more acceptable to behave like that at a wrestling
event? I recall at the last ECCW show I attended, Starr
was hit by an elbow from a goofy fan, resulting in Starr
belting him one. If it went to court, I'm sure Starr could
get off in self defence. Last May, Kane cold-cocked a guy
at GM Place for trying to enter the ring. Again,justified.
Its funny, you never see anyone getting in the ring during
But our "Homie" wasn't finished:
i dont care if hes in character or not it couldve been SABU
or the fat faggot guy next to me if you slap some one like
a bitch and you except his friends not to go"why the hell
you do that?" i mean he started the actual physical fight
part of that plain and simple and and michelle starr bitch
also got in on it and he can suck my dick.
*I see. Obviously you're just a victim, and you could not
possibly have done anything to,shall we say, inflame the
situation? With people like this, it doth boggle the mind
how wrestling fans get a reputation as being emotionally
retarded trailer park dwellers. And are you saying you would
have got in Sabu's face? Now THAT would have been funny!
To me, its always been funny that when someone causes trouble,
and gets in shit, all of a sudden, they seem to develop
amnesia at their own misdeeds, and everyone who put a stop
to them suddenly becomes a fascist? I like some of the underage
drinkers around town who whine to me : " The cops came on
the beach and took all our beer away" Well, if you're an
underage person who gets busted for breaking the law, the
cops are bad guys for enforcing the law? Same dynamic here.
Anyhow, this was the best shot the guys could muster up,
compliments of an Insane Clown Posse fan site: (Manson,
do NOT resize this, it proves a point.)
of us who have evolved past third grade are laughing our
asses off. Man, its almost like bringing a pop gun and promising
Speaking of ICP, what is it with fans of this kind of music?
They see a video on MTV (Or Muchmusic, the Canadian equivalent)
and the next thing you know, they have their hats turned
backwards, and they are wearing their pants so low they
expose their anal cavity to innocent women and children,
and talking like a character from "Boyz in the hood" when
in fact most of them are rich white kids.To all those guys:
Get over it- You're white.
"Does Manson refer to us as his "Homie's"?
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