Mangler's Memoirs - The Pygmailionization of Terry Bollea
**Be advised the timing of this column is somewhat dated since Hulk Hogan is not activly competiting. Now all I ask is that you attempt to recall. Thank you.**
This week's edition of the memoirs goes out to anyone that can appreciate that ...[More]
ET CETERA - Where's the beef?
WHERE’S THE BEEF?
There’s a problem with the WWF right now. Okay, there’s a lot of problems, but I was relating to one in particular that hasn’t really been exposed until now.
Look at the WWF main event right now a...[More]
Bacon and Poetry.Oh, and impertinence.
I never understood why, but I always dug it when hot chicks dress up as cats and foxes and all that stuff.
In the recent issue of Plaboy they did an article on female football players. Now, athletic ability is important, but if they really want ...[More]
Monthly DeConstruction PPV Preview - Summer Slam
Seems like Marty's popping up everywhere. Vote Slovak! I did and all this banner cost me was paying him in turkish dollars, peanuts really
Marcus Madison : Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls... oh yeah and Adam Karabel…...[More]
ET CETERA - Let's all hate on Goldberg.
I just want to point out that I had EVERY intention of running an article last week. On at least three separate occasions, I actually found the time to sit down and write something. But the finished ...[More]
Curious George caused some major shit.
Trish and Stacy battle valiantly.
And yes, Trish emerges as the battered yet p...[More]
A column fit for a king...
I don't know how these things end up online, maybe because it's a matter of public record, I dunno, but you can view Steve Austin's arrest sheet here. Boy, thats one for the ol' scra...[More]
So On and So Forth, From South to North
Someone has to say it, so I will: Eric Bischoff has been a great addition to WWE programming. No one sells the greasy prick gimmick quite like Easy E, and I find myself wanting to like him and hate him at the same time whenever I see him.
The outlaw of love...
I think this column is going to be a departure from the norm, and I'm going to go off into paranoid rantings and insults toward people.
So Charlton Heston has been diagnosed with symptoms resembling Alzheimers disease. He made the announcement i...[More]
Ask Mr. Wrestling Science: What's Wrong With the Wrestling Commission in Oregon?
A subject with which we have particular specialized expertise has crossed our desk. From across the continent, whether because of a marketplace crowded by backyarders (Nanaimo), green guys training 15 year olds (Winnipeg and elsewhere), an official willin...[More]
Mangler's Memoirs - Why Do Bad Things Happen to Good Wrestlers?
This week’s edition of the memoirs is a topical discussion from that which is I am! Alright so maybe to attempt to act like the divine one is a bit of stretch but let me have some fun with ...[More]
Preparing for a match
How do you prepare for a match with the Legion of Doom? In my mind, this is the tag team equivalent to being told that you're working Flair, Hogan, or Austin. The biggest of the very best.
A daunting prospect to say the least, but an exciting o...[More]
ET CETERA - Jay makes the brand extension work. No word of a lie.
Before we start proper, I’d like to take a moment to address the state of this column. I know I’ve always treated it pretty badly in terms of both its quality and how often it’s updated, and to be honest, that isn’t too likely to change in the near future...[More]
Nude pics of Molly Holly....
Ah, the joys of sleep deprivation. I think I'll go to some deserted place, devoid of contact with the outside world. The new Dana Carvey movie sounds like it will provide the perfect opportunity.It was kinda funny, a lotta people figured he was destined f...[More]
Mangler's Memoirs - Is June Cleaver Among Us?
This week's edition of the memoirs we will respond to Pat Hickey's article on the shares of the WWF being for sale. My opinion on the entire article and the possibility of family own...[More]
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from the boys:
Moondog Manson says "After a long hard thought about what I wanted to do, I realized retirement isn't what I wanted. Why would I give these knuckleheads the satisfaction of retirement when I can terrorize them ten fold in the ring.".