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		"Who's Bruiser Brody?? Stop the Van!"
	by Marty Goldstein on 2001-07-14
 
	
		Respect 
                      for the Past 
 It was my first day on the road with ECCW, July 22,1999. 
                      The vets from Winnipeg, myself, Dirty Dan Denton, and our 
                      old buddy EZ Rider, were regaling the young boys from ECCW 
                      about what the Winnipeg territory was like in the 80's with 
                      Tony Condello's WFWA.
 
 After manouvering his way in 1986 to get into the Winnipeg 
                      Arena after years of being frozen out by Verne Gagne, Tony 
                      booked a lot of outside talent into his main events and 
                      undercard trying to boost his product by having the local 
                      guys get the rub, as Meltzer says.
 
 It was quite a mix of musclebound Eddie Sharkey trainees 
                      from Minneapolis, newer guys like Denton, Winnipeg warhorses 
                      like Bill Cody, and a main event straight out of Kansas 
                      City. Bulldog Bob Brown (and just wait for the column about 
                      him) had brought in his current fued from the Central States 
                      to main event, against a former AWA headliner. Even with 
                      weak TV, the indy card drew 2200 fans, all eager for the 
                      return of "King Kong" Bruiser Brody.
 
 Denton was telling the story about riding with Brown's opponent 
                      to Brandon, 2 hours west of Winnipeg, for a show after the 
                      Arena card. A voice shot up and Disco Fury actually said 
                      " WHO'S BRUISER BRODY?"
 
 Immediately there was loud noise from the vets and silence 
                      from the ECCW locals. I was aghast. EZ, a mild mannered 
                      fellow,was in shock. Denton was apoplectic. " Who's Bruiser 
                      Brody?? STOP THE VAN!!". In BC, a call to stop the van is 
                      a prelude to a roadside shoot. Fury was whiter than usual, 
                      which says something. Luckily the van did not stop.
 
 Instead of a shoot, there was a Brody seminar in the yellow 
                      van all the way to Chilliwak. ECCW's young crew learned 
                      in a hurry who Bruiser Brody was.
 
 Remembering a Legend
 
 Before I recount how Brody and Denton met, allow me to explain 
                      why the legend of Bruiser Brody should be required learning 
                      for anyone claiming to be a pro wrestler or involved in 
                      the industry.
 
 Frank Goodish was a former offensive guard for the Edmonton 
                      Eskimos and had worked as a sportswriter in his native San 
                      Antonio. He had a life outside the ring. He was 6'4", 285 
                      lbs. and agile like a cat. His wrestling skills were quite 
                      good and he was in many ways the forefather of the modern 
                      brawling. He worked struggling indys and Japan with equal 
                      100% effort.
 
 His interviews in territories he cared about (not the AWA) 
                      were infused with emotion and intelligence. Everyone believed 
                      "King Kong" Bruiser Frank Brody was the toughest SOB in 
                      wrestling. He cared about protecting the drawing power of 
                      the business. No one was better in cage matches. He stood 
                      up to stupid booking and promoters.
 
 Brody put Dick the Bruiser's head through a locker in Indianapolis 
                      over a payoff dispute in 1981. His walking out and switching 
                      offices in Japan shook up the wrestling culture there and 
                      made him an icon to fans. In Texas he made the Von Erichs 
                      learn how to work or else. He caused a riot in the Winnipeg 
                      Arena in 1984 with Abdullah as his partner against Jerry 
                      Blackwell that resulted in the AWA being banned for a month, 
                      despite Verne's years of goodwill.
 
 In Kansas City and Canada in 1986 he made Bulldog Bob Brown 
                      look like a million bucks (Canadian funds, of course, but 
                      still...). He embarassed Lex Lugar by refusing to sell for 
                      the rookie monster in Miami, and walked out of the cage 
                      on him. On some episodes of TSN Pro Wrestling Plus in 1987 
                      Brody had bouts in Georgia, New England, Texas and Puerto 
                      Rico, it was like Ed Whelan was hosting the Brody Hour. 
                      Frank was the epitome of an independant wrestler.
 
 A cowardly booker stabbed him to death in a locker room 
                      in Puerto Rico on July 16/88. The fear of retribution kept 
                      other wrestlers from testifying at the murder trial, and 
                      a corrupt justice system allowed his jealous killer to walk.
 
 Making Friends and Terrorizing a Mark
 
 Denton met Brody the night before (well,2 AM the morning 
                      of)the Arena show, in the hotel hallway. Denton was carrying 
                      a case of beer, while wearing the dress of a girl who was 
                      skinny dipping in the Airliner Hotel pool. Brody opened 
                      his door, saw the rib in progress and invited Dan in. After 
                      watching Denton's semi-main tag match, Brody offered to 
                      take Dan to Texas later that fall "to go beat up some Von 
                      Erichs". The next day, they rode together to Brandon with 
                      Condello's TV announcer of the day, Ted Stevens, a mark 
                      if there ever was one.
 
 Stevens was an idiot savant, an aspiring comic who did the 
                      best AWA impressions ever. He had Bobby Heenan and Gene 
                      Okerlund down pat. Unfortunately that was about it for his 
                      act. Not at all qualified to do TV play by play,(Condello 
                      hadn't figured that out), he was qualified to chauffeur 
                      Brody, because he had a car. Ted Steven's markish joy at 
                      hauling around Brody was soon squashed.
 
 His car karoake and mimicry of AWA TV moments of the past 
                      wore on Brody's nerves. Brody decided to rattle Stevens 
                      and began clipping his toenails right there travelling down 
                      the TransCanada Highway. Denton watched from the backseat 
                      while Stevens, who lived a quite polite life with his mother, 
                      took a torrent of abuse from a real heel.
 
 After the show, Stevens was ordered to stop across the street 
                      at the off sale. Denton bought Canada's most powerful beer 
                      by volume, Extra Old Stock, a foul brew if there ever was 
                      one. Stevens, a law abiding square, was stunned when, as 
                      his car hit the highway back to Winnipeg, Brody and Denton 
                      started to consume the barley based beverage. The abuse 
                      Disco Fury took from us in the van was nothing compared 
                      to the humiliation Brody heaped on a guy who figured renting 
                      a tux qualified him to be in the business.
 
 Emotional Reactions
 
 I got a phone call around 2 AM from a friend at a major 
                      Canadian newspaper, who saw the story of Brody's murder 
                      on the wire. I had no idea how to break the news to Denton, 
                      but I called him in Vancouver at Stan Miller's house, and 
                      tried to tell him the news. After 8 years around the business, 
                      it was my most difficult conversation. Dan was crestfallen. 
                      He wrote a column about that call that I hope he will allow 
                      Manson to reprint.
 
 In that era, wrestling never made mainstream headlines. 
                      Never. A mass media that had never heard of Frank Goodish, 
                      reported his murder but had no idea how deeply his death 
                      affected his fans and co-workers, not just in North America 
                      but worldwide.
 
 Seven days later I was at Memorial Hall in Kansas City to 
                      do colour for WWA's second to last TV taping. Bob Geigel, 
                      as old and tough as anyone left in the business, was in 
                      tears trying to explain to the locker room what happened 
                      in Puerto Rico to Brody, and how much Brody meant to his 
                      office and the wrestling industry. Mike George, Tommy Gilbert, 
                      ref Sonny Meyers, announcer Jay French, the whole crew was 
                      shaken.
 
 In a tough, cruel business, Brody stood out as a performer 
                      and as a man. He died too young, with many more crowds to 
                      thrill and young wrestlers to befriend, leaving behind a 
                      loving wife and son.
 
 That is who Bruiser Brody was.
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