The Epitaph
by Marcus Madison on 2001-08-12
This weeks
edition of the The Epitaph is a look at how large athletes
who have made an long lasting effect in the world of pro wrestling.
This edition is also dedicated to my fellow columnists Drq
Shadow and TD this is my tribute to you, guys. This retrospective
look at the legion of the large will give fans an opportunity
to see how the larger athlete has evolved over time. Professional
wrestling has marveled at the talent and appeal of the big
man. They combine size, weight and sky scrapper like height.
My Initial Recollection...
I have followed wrestling since the days of the early
eighties and two names initially come to mind. Big John
Stud and Andre the Giant. These two men competed in a
long standing feud that saw both of them fight over, oddly
enough hair, and money. Allow me to elaborate the money
was part of a challenge that Stud had lured several
wrestlers to take part in. The "$10,000 dollar challenge" I
believe it was called. The challenge was to have anyone
who could body slam Stud would receive this money. Stud,
who stood over 6"8 inches tall and weighted in excess of
350 lbs it was no easy task for anyone to do. That is
anyone except for "the 8th wonder of the world" Andre the
Giant. Andre, still to this day may arguably be the most
recognized big athlete in wrestling stood 7"5 inches tall
and weighted well over 500 lbs was definitely up to the
task.
Before I began to follow the feud Andre, wore the ever
popular "afro like" due of the 70's. This was when the feud
appeared to have first begun. Stud along with his manager
Bobby "the brain" Heenan took part in the infamous
"hair-cutting" of Andre. I think it made him actually look
better than before. This bitter and angry giant was bent on
revenge but what would he do?? This incident I believe
began the feud between the two.
Allow us to skip ahead a few years to the first Wrestle
Mania. The "challenge" to slam Stud seemed to have
added a little something to the feud between the two.
Andre, previous to this match had slammed Stud several
time before only to have Heenan leave with the gym bag
full of money before Andre could actually get a hold of it.
So this match at Wrestle Mania would be different you see.
This would be Andre's time to collect on his debts, take
home the prize and put both Heenan and Stud in their
places. After the contest needless to say, Andre was not
only victorious but shared the fruits of his labor with the
crowd in attendance by tossing the money he won out in
the crowd.
This feud allowed fans to see how these two incredibly
large men could both captivate a crowd and compete all at
once. Andre and Big John were men without gimmicks they
simply had what it takes to be big and scary.
FIVE COUNT...
The next athlete to make such a profound impact on the
sport next to Andre and Big John had to be King Kong
Bundy. This man who still competes today, used his entire
frame to defeat many of his opposition. His signature
move of both the "Avalanche" and the big splash finished
off many a man. The special part about KKB was he always
demanded that the referee would have to count to five
before the match was to end. It was different and no one
since has attempted to make themselves intimidating on a
regular basis as him. He was most recognized for his feud
with Hulk Hogan. The cage match of Wrestle Mania IV,
when Hogan had to compete with "broken ribs" made for
great entertainment at the time. King Kong Bundy, a
member of the Legion of the Large.
The Mid Eighties...
This was a time when a new group of wrestlers would be
seen and heard as those before them. These men added
the ever popular gimmick I believe to make themselves
more appealing to the fans. One Man Gang/Akeem,
Earthquake, Tugboat/Typhoon, Big Boss Man these for men
made the second tier of the Legion of the large squad.
From the group of them I believed one was ahead of the
group.
Readers that are familiar with man may laugh and even
scoff but I believe that Tugboat/Typhoon was the dark
horse of the group. His agility was tremendous especially
during his time and with the other men that were
competing at the time. If anyone can recall the height at
which he was able to splash his opponents it was
un-matched. If anything held him back it was the goofy
gimmicks he was stuck with.
Before the end of the decade...
As the eighties drew to a close the size of the large
athlete made little difference, I believe on wrestling as a
whole. Wrestling in general was losing it's appeal and
neither weight, height or strength could change that. I
enjoyed watching Andre compete in the main event
however, I did not like to see him reduced to a coward
when Jake Roberts brought out Damien. He was the
"Giant", and to see this was an insult to everything Andre
had worked so hard to accomplish.
Next week we will examine part two in our look at the
legion of the large....the nineties was a decade where
Yokozuna, "Big Sexy", Paul Wight, Kane, and the
Undertaker.
Marcus
Madison...Can you read through the madness?
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