Interview with "Souther Comfort" Ray Brooks
by Marvelous Bitchin' Rogers on 2001-02-09
MBR :: Sometimes I get a chance to sit down with some of
wrestling’s ......ah forget it. Today I’m doing an interview with
an awesome local talent. His name ?? Ray Brooks of course.
MBR :: Ray, thanks for doing this interview. I’m sure we’ll have
some fun, so let get the barn on fire......
MBR :: Ray, how many sheep total have you screwed ??
Ray :: What kind of stupid-ass question is that? You're probably
the same brand of wanker that thinks Shawn Michaels carried The
Rockers. But seriously, I am somewhat disturbed that you are trying
to live out your barnyard fantasies through me. But do you know
what really sucks? I went seven months undefeated in ECCW, and people
don't say "Hey there goes Ray Brooks, seven months undefeated."
I proudly wore the jobber title for ten months, and people don't
say "Hey there goes Ray Brooks, the greatest jobber champion ever."
But you fuck one sheep.....
MBR :: ...Yes...well.....If you will, please take a second to generate
feelings from your 185 lbs. gut. I want you to look deep inside
yourself. Tell me, and the world, what it feels like to hold the
ECCW Jobber Heavyweight title....
Ray :: I'm up to 192 pounds. Thank you. Thank you really! It was
great to hold the Jobberweight title. Sure, it looks like something
a 14 year old kid makes in metal shop class. But so what, I had
a belt for ten months! That's longer than ANYONE in ECCW!
MBR :: Good point. Now Ray I usually ask all my guests who they
were trained by. I assume however that you are an ECCW HoP talent
out of BC. Correct ??
Ray :: Yes and no. I was actually trained in Silverspoon's backyard
by "Gorgeous" Michelle Starr and Adam Firestorm. HEY does that make
me a backyard wrestler? But it was shortly before the HOP was opened
up.
MBR :: Please explain the experience of when you did go to wrestling
school.
Ray :: It was the equivilant of banging my head against a brick
wall 50 times. The pain factor, I think would be about the same.
It was actually a great experience though, wouldn't trade it for
anything.
MBR :: What did your family and friends think when you told them
you were going to be a pro wrestler ??
Ray :: They thought I was the biggest moron alive, and hey, you
can't really blame them. Only a handful of people really supported
me. It's different now though, everyone thinks it's really cool.
MBR :: Ray, how long have you been wrestling ??
Ray :: I had my first match on Oct 3, 1997. It was a great 20th
birthday present!
MBR :: Dr. Brooks, how old are you ?? *notice I could do math, but
no*
Ray :: Stop counting on your fingers from the above question. I'm
23. You know, I prefer when cute females ask me that question. No
offense, dude. (Ladies?)
MBR :: Who did you look up to in wrestling before you got into this
business ?? And do you admire or look up to anybody still today
??
Ray :: Marty Jannetty, of course. The greatest wrestler EVER!!!
Some of my other influences / favorites are Bret & Owen, Mr. Perfect,
and Ric Flair. Right now, I really like HHH and Benoit.
MBR :: Since Garth Brooks has retired from the world of music, do
you plan to take his place and build a new legacy carrying the Brooks
name ??
Ray :: What are you talking about, knobgobbler? Garth just remixed
a great song of his called "Wild Horses" and it's top 10 right now.
I'm happy for my Uncle. But I'm kind of bitter that he forgot my
birthday. He's a busy guy promoting his new single, you know.
MBR :: What made you want to get into this business ??
Ray :: Honestly, I have NO idea. I think I got into it because I
was stupid. It's something I always kicked around in my head, but
it was just more of a daydream. I still can't believe I'm actually
doing it.
MBR :: Standard question....what promotions have you worked for
other than ECCW ??
Ray :: Nadda! I haven't had the time to travel, but hopefully that'll
change in a couple months, after my post-secondary institute gives
me an 8x10 piece of paper that says I'm smart.
MBR :: People on the ECCW forum want you to be pushed in ECCW. How
do you feel about that ??
Ray :: It's kind of weird, in a good way. It's flattering that people
think highly of my work. But rest assured, if I do get a push, it'll
be worth it. I'll continue to work as hard as I can.
MBR :: Well Ray, thanks again for doing this interview with me.
I see big things coming your way in the world of wrestling, and
as a closing question I ask you this.....What will Ray Brooks do
in the future of ECCW?
Ray :: I'll promote the good word of Marty Jannetty. MARTY JANNETTY
LIVES!!!
MBR :: *If you want to email Ray you can do so at ... Raybrooks@home.com
:: Or visit his new website at http://members.home.net/raybrooks
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