As I type this,its 4:30pm on Monday afternoon. I'll watch Raw tonight, but I'm predicting the show won't be worthwhile. Funny,huh? Go ahead, see if I ain't right. Since wrestling sucks right now, I'll make do with this.However, expect a year end wrap of some sort,hopefully before the year ends.Jeff Ranger should have his 2001 year end report sometime around July 2003.
I picked up the latest issue of Playboy the other day, and there was a feature of people who webcast their NYE parties. How pathetic do you have to be to sit and watch a party you didn't get invited to? Damn,man. Find a party you will be allowed into, don't park yourself in front of a computer screen, watching other people have fun. Modern technology is stupid.
Saturday night, I was clicking thru the dials, looking for something to give me a reason to stay awake,instead of retiring early due to an early shift the next day. DAMN! That Britney Spears "Slave 4 U" video does it to me every single damn time. Mmmmmmmmmmm sweaty Britney. Osama bin Manson, you need to watch this, its the finest bit of soft core porn you have ever seen.They did an interview piece with her, and she said one of the dancers decide to lick her face, and it was totally unscripted, the director opted to keep it in. Christ, do I respect a man who takes initiative.
I think it would have been hilarious, if the dude had gotten gotten really ambitious and stuffed his cock in her mouth when she wasn't expecting it. The surprised look on her face would have been priceless.Matter of fact, I think it would have started a trend. Can you imagine, some babe having lunch in the food court at the mall, and some guy gets real sneaky, and slips his jizz pump in her mouth?The re-enactment on the 6pm news would have been hilarious. They would have shown a composite drawing of a giant penis. I guess they would have had to put a smiley face on it , so it would look good on tv. If someone thought it was a particularly handsome weiner, maybe they could add a picture of Tom Cruise or something.So guys, If ya see a beauty in the mall,give the girl a mouthful of manlove, let me know how it goes, as I always like to be on the ground floor of a phenomenon.
Guys:Neither Daniel Ernest Mildred Titus,Esq or Murray Cairns is responsible for anything bad that happens to you as a result of following his advice. Hell,[i]Dan[/i]doesn't even follow Dan's advice.
