The Kurrgan Rib!!
by Black Dragon on 2002-04-21

It all started with a couple of beans, and I started climbing. hah Really, anybody that knows Robert { Kurrgan } , knows that he is one of the nicest, least scary people you could meet. { not looks } Anyways, Vancouver Island tour. We had a couple of days off and most of the boys were going home on the 2 hour boat ride, but we thought we would hang and check out how nice the island really is. So here we are in this small town and I talk Robert into going to pound back a few in the hotel pub. It's rare to see pro's like us drinking, but we had a few days off so!!! Robert and Bruce the midget, Bob Brown Jr., and myself head down stairs. First off, I had everybody in town, pub as well, thinking Mejo was Kurrgan's son!!! See what I mean!!! But who would believe a 7 foot plus man could have a 3 foot son? But they sure looked alike!! haha. So after that, I go to the girl bartender and tell her I want to rib my friend. At first, she was a little scared, but there was only a few people in the pub so she said ok. I got her to print out a tab of everything Robert drank that night. I added a few things and signed it to Robert's room. So I grab Mejo and tell him the bartender wanted to give Robert his bill. At first Mejo knew I was up to something, noe noe noe, but I get him to take it over to Kurrgan. I can see Kurrgan look at the tab, look up and go "WHAT!!!!" You see, Kurrgan had been paying cash for all his drinks!! Ok, besides his drinks, I left a $ 50.00 tip!!!! And charged to his room!!!!!!! {check pictures for tab } Well, this was some of Kurrgan's best! He comes flying across the room and grabs over the bar at the bartender! The poor girl is looking at me like what the fuck, and I'm faying her and laughing!! Mejo is trying to stop Kurrgan, telling him it's a joke, but he would'nt listen.I go over just as I think Kurrgan is going over the bar and grab him and say," It's just a rib!!" " It's payed!" Well he turns in a second and I'm above his head in a choke slam with him yelling "AAAWWAAAWWWWAWWWWAAAAAAA" shaking me like a rag doll! Just as I wondered if I was dead or not, he let me down and starts laughing " you got me, you!!" Glad he is one of the "true boys" of the bussiness and could take a good rib. By the way, his hand wrapped around my neck where he could inter lock his fingers!!! Robert is all bussiness, so it was nice to see him laugh and have a good time. Sometimes, those are the kind of things that keep the boys coming out night after night. Till next time, this has been a COMO ENCOUNTER!!!!!!!!!!