She dyed her hair and went back to her roots.
by Dan Titus on 2003-01-07

Ok, tried to post this earlier, but had to make a second attempt due to...well, the fact that I am incompetent. But I figure in Canada, that just makes me blend in.

Let me just start out by saying watching a 25 minute segment involving HHH and Scott Steiner in a posedown is akin to watching 2 elephants leaning against each other.

Posedowns, arm wrestling, whats next? Maybe they could borrow that Hungry Hungry Hippo game RVD gave to Kane on the last show before Xmas, and have some sort of epic 'roided up hippo eating showdown. From there, they could graduate to Nintendo, and maybe a rousing game of crazy eights. If this does not settle the grudge, how about a little "You sunk my battleship!"?.

See, when they bring out the divas and do lingerie contests, thats one thing, keeping in mind wrestlings target audience. But having two behemoths compete to see who will become the next Lyle Alzado is really making one want to venture off into uncharted territory and watch the evening news. You know it's bad when a wrestling fan decides to take an interest in the outside world.It probably doesn't bode well for society either.

Ok, a little poll action here(No, not the poll action you see when you sneak out of the house and go to the local mugs n' jugs,idiot)

How does WWE's Chief Morley compare to some famous chief's of the past such as...




Chief Sitting Bull, the last Sioux to surrender the US government. One of his relations, George W Bush, is known to some as Talking Bull, or when making reference to his leadership abilities, Terra Bull.




The Chief off the tevlevision series Get Smart! He always made Maxwell Smart was well equipped to handle the nefarious conundrums of KAOS.

The Chief from the 1975 film One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest. Just see the damn film.

Tonight-on the Moondog Manson News Network, Marty Goldstein gives us an in depth commentary on the out of body experience he endured while watching a Crusher Vachon/Rene Goulet match in Winnipeg in 1981.

So, what would you like to see outta wrestling in 2003? Post this on our discussion forum,and liberate us from the moron teen valets from Winnipeg who have turned a once thriving place for discussion into the worlds largest sandbox.

Me, um, I'd like to see memorable shows again. I watch them, and then have to go to the recaps the next day because I am unable to retain what I've seen. Maybe they can finally get down to explaining why the viewers are suppose to care about the split, because I sure as hell can't figure out why.

Oh, and more Molly Holly and Ivory.